How to drive fake engagement in your LinkedIn page, by Charlie Hart with help from #ChatGPT (tongue-in-cheek).
1) Ask Chat GPT about what you want to post about.
2) Copy and paste the results into a post, like I have below.
3) Replace any Chat GPT bullet points (usually **) with emojis. Use explosions, green ticks etc for the positive “do this” part of their post, and black X or red stop signs in the negative “don’t do this” part of their post. Don’t bother to research whether your chosen emojis are problematic e.g. used by far right groups (as long as they are eye-catching, who cares).
4) Tag a bunch of popular influencers in your post, even if you don’t know them, yes, even if they have not accepted your connection request and always ignore you.
5) Remember to add a long string of hashtags at the bottom, and every permutation of them, including some that are popular but not directly relevant.
6) If you don’t get enough engagement, then WhatsApp all your fake friends asking them to signal boost you, especially if you’re in a big LinkedIn network. That’s what you are paying for after all.
7) Add an air-brushed selfie.
8) Enjoy the dopamine!
Chat GPT says:
Optimize Your Profile:
Ensure your profile is complete and professional with a clear profile picture, headline, and summary.
Highlight your skills, experiences, and achievements to showcase your expertise.
Share High-Quality Content:
Share relevant and valuable content that resonates with your target audience.
Mix up your content types, including articles, images, videos, and polls.
Use a variety of media to make your posts visually appealing.
Consistent Posting Schedule:
Establish a regular posting schedule to keep your audience engaged.
Consistency helps you stay on top of your connections’ feeds and increases visibility.
Use Hashtags Wisely:
Include relevant hashtags to increase the discoverability of your content.
Research popular hashtags within your industry to maximize reach.
Engage with Your Network:
Respond promptly to comments on your posts.
Engage with other people’s content by liking, commenting, and sharing.
Personalize your interactions to build meaningful connections.
Join and Participate in Groups:
Join LinkedIn groups related to your industry or interests.
Actively participate in discussions and share your insights to expand your network.
Create and Share Native LinkedIn Content:
Utilize LinkedIn Articles to publish long-form content.
Utilize LinkedIn Live:
If applicable, consider using LinkedIn Live for real-time engagement.
Live videos often receive higher visibility and engagement.
Optimize for Keywords:
Use relevant keywords in your profile and content to improve searchability.
This can help you connect with professionals interested in your expertise.
Monitor Analytics:
Keep an eye on LinkedIn analytics to understand what type of content performs best. Adjust your strategy based on the insights…
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