Lockdown survival tips

Pretty much all of my lockdown survival tips are here in one post.

A very British pot of tea and a packet of hot cross buns (from the freezer, so ignore the March “best before” date). And if ever there’s a time to treat yourself to proper butter, this is it, on toasted hot cross buns.

There’s a bottle of CBD oil too. That won’t protect you from full-blown meltdowns, but it can help with milder meltdowns and anxiety.

Most importantly, always keep a melon in the kitchen, preferably with googly eyes, then if you’re feeling murderous you can sacrifice it with a huge knife.

RIP, Melonie Snicket, and thanks for dying that so that my husband could live on 😎